The Orian Wars

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The Orion wars are the first recorded wars regarding Mcuck.

The Orion Wars
he primary source of these wars is the Orion chronicle. Throughout the Orion Chronicle, it states the old regime, the Federation of Orion Offensive which controlled the Orion constellation from B.C. 250234 to B.C. 238342 was an extremely oppressive regime. They silenced and banned all mentions of mcuck, all Mcuck Species, and even went as far as to attempt to ban floppa. In B.C. 238343 it is recorded in the Orion Chronicle that the oppressive Orion federation passed legislation that would effectively begin a massive ban on floppa. This outraged many forces from other nearby unified constellations, and in particular caught the attention of the Lord of the 435th Wcuckian regime BrokenPoopALoop of the Grus constellation. He immediately declared war on the Orion Offensive Federation, and requested aid from his nephew, the recently elected Baron of the 83245th Flomponian regime movsb of the Sextans constellation. As commonly known, in those days many mcucks lived prosperously throughout the Sextans constellation and were able to become very wealthy through the pro mcuck pro floppa legislation passed under the predecessors of movsb and his colleagues. movsb accepted the request of BrokenPoopALoop and abandoned his title of Baron in order to focus entirely on the war efforts in the Orion. He and BrokenPoopALoop brought many armies of all species along with them and initiated many critical trade blockades on the Orion Offensive Federation that were strategically positioned to weaken the Orion Federation. As recorded in the Orion Chronicle, the highest appointed general of the Orion Offensive Federation was Boobnack of the 37605th Orion regime. Boobnack is believed to be a direct ancestor of the infamous Yugoslavian war criminal Oofnack2.

Eventually many more constellations would join forces with BrokenPoop's army and help fund the war efforts against the Orion Offensive Federation. Many floppas from the Floppa solar system would also join the war efforts. Eventually the trade blockades sanctioned onto the Orion Offensive Federation would evolve into full on raids of the Federation's star ports and all cargo going in and out from the Federation. This lawlessness was not condoned by movsb as he viewed it as "unproductive toward the war efforts to effectively remove the oppressive Orion Federation", however BrokenPoopALoop believed it was necessary to further attack the Orion Federation as a means of paying war reparations for their atrocious crimes against Mcucks. movsb however wanted the war to end sooner than later and he eventually broke ties with BrokenPoopALoop and formed his own regiment, the 1st pompa regime, which was specifically created to quickly and effectively disable and remove the oppressive Orion Federation instead of doing what BrokenPoopALoop believed was necessary wasting years raiding the Federation which would allow mcucks to be further tortured and banned in the Orion constellation. The 1st Pompa regime consisted of many Floppas, mcucks, and robloxians from many other constellations who were all conscripted and appointed out of a common desire to permanently remove the Orion Federation and nullify the anti-mcuck anti-floppa legislation passed by the Orion Federation. Unfortunately BrokenPoopALoops regime and allies ended up being a resistance to the 1st Pompa regime delaying the war further into B.C. 238341. Eventually the 1st Pompa regime began to receive seed funding from galactic corporations that supported the mcucks and the floppas including Muckrt, Ltd. a muck funded company based in research into wartime technologies for the betterment of mcuck defenses.

Movsb made many requests to BrokenPoopALoop to stop the raids as his armies were being a hindrance to the true war efforts. BrokenPoopALoop would not accept the requests of his nephew as he believed that the Orions needed to pay for their insolence towards the mcucks and in particular towards the wuck's. Due to this movsb launched many orchestrated campaigns to persuade members of BrokenPoopALoop's armies to convert to the 1st Pompa regime in order to facilitate the quick removal of the Orion Federation. On July 12, B.C. 238340 Boobnack died in battle at the hands of a mightly Floppa warrior of the 1st Pompa regime. Boobnack had a recorded son, Noobnack who survived and fled to a nearby galaxy and remained there in hiding for many millennia. The nickname "flompa" began to be used to refer to the mighty Floppa warriors in the 1st Pompa regime as they were feared by many for their bravery in battle. The death of Boobnack weakened the Orion Federation so much that they ended up surrendering to the 1st Pompa regime on December 1, B.C. 238340, at which point movsb and the other heads of the 1st Pompa regime took temporary control over the Orion constellation, and revoked in entirety the anti-mcuck, anti-floppa legislation passed by the oppressive Orion Federation. After this movsb cut ties forever with BrokenPoopALoop and went into hiding. The inherited heads of the 1st Pompa regime including the 2nd Lord of the 1st Pompa regime legomanofpatrick123, the 14th Lord of the 1st Pompa regime Dugnity, and many other appointed and inherited heads of movsb's former regime would go on to ensure that all of the politicians, statesmen, and leaders in the former Orion Federation would go on to be tried for war crimes against all mcucks and floppas. The trials were completed on November 25, B.C. 238325 with every single trial yielding a guilty verdict.

This brought peace to the Orion constellation, and on April 29, B.C. 238324 the 1st Pompa regime was officially absolved and retired. The people of the Orion were then finally allowed to welcome and coexist with mcucks, and floppas. As for BrokenPoopALoop, nothing much is said regarding him, his regime and armies were weakened when the Federation fell and were eventually forced to cease their raids. It is believed that BrokenPoopALoop would go on to serve the rest of his Lordship over the 435th Wcucks, but the Orion Chronicle is very ambiguous regarding the rest of his life. In the 435th Wcuckian Chronicle it states that the Lord BrokenPoopALoop "went mad", most likely as a result of his destructive raids he orchestrated which ended up turning him into a blood hungry warlord, and that he eventually "had to be locked up in a prison" and that he "died smelling the copper smell of his own blood". Unfortunately we are not given much more information regarding the rest of his life in the 435th Wcuckian Chronicle probably due to the fact that BrokenPoopALoop was once a very beloved leader of the Wcuckians and that his mental decline devastated them. As a result of the aftermath of the great Orion wars the Orion constellation would go on to become a free open trade society ensuring that all mcucks and floppas would be allowed to exist within the Orion constellation. It is rumored that one of the sons of Mcuckler (an ancestor of mcucker) would go on to lead the new Orion society, however there are no known sources that back this claim.