Gery

Gery is a glasses doctor. He owns a shop in Pissland called Pissland Glasses Company LLC Incorporated Corporation (PGCLLCIC), and was born in Anarcadia.

Past life
Gery was a normal kid, but when his glasses were covered in cement, and he couldn't take them off, he became an optician. He moved from Anarcadia to Pissland around the time his son Bobber was born.